M: “I think I should grow out my beard some more. Chicks will dig me more if I have a nice bushy beard.”
T: “I don’t think so. I like the close-cropped look. You’ll look like a mountain man with a bushy beard. You’ll do better with the ladies if you keep it close.”
M: “No, no—having a bushy beard is cool, like, in a Civil War kind of way.”
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